February 2011
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
January 2011
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
When you send a text to the wrong person...
I’m kind of in the mood to… ohh, I dunno… interact with people. Party. Dance. Yell. Something like that.
My life is so exciting, I have so many friends! I...
LOLJK.
“I got a boner.”
– Snooki
“Hail?! Oh my gosh, I need to get home.”
– Grandma Jan.
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR...
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
drugss:
and when you want to go back up but you’re still too lazy
Jake Colton. :]]
“Sometimes the deepest passion comes from friction.”
– Steven Tyler. The things this man says!
