February 2012
Asking for a refill, Thor style:
toocoolforthesecondgrade:
And the waitress is like:
yyyyeeeeeeessssss. mmm, thor.
Sally: what are you playing with that kid?
Aiden: go fish.
Sally: that is so adorable I can't even stay mad at you.
Not a good feeling. It just hit me like a rock. I’m sorry.
3 tags
Why is there no dragon age smut on my dash. WHYYY
Le shower time.
4 tags
1 tag
vicisbomb asked: Hey, I like your blog.
Mass Effect pick up lines:
doctorscience:
eternalshiva:
asphyxi4tion:
Hey girl, how much omni-gel would it take to bypass your panties?
Hey girl, its not Prothean but I have a beacon that will give you visions.
I want to cure your Genophage.
I want to accelerate through your Mass Relay.
I’d love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies.
I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean
do you...